It's funny. Laugh.
Tonight, I played a little Razz at Poker Stars, and though I made two very expensive second-best hands, I heard a hilarious joke that made the small loss entirely worthwhile.
Courtesy of a player I'll just call "X":
A guy walks into a bar, and orders six shots. The bartender pours them, and he slams them back as fast as he can.That totally makes losing 7-6-5-4-A to 7-6-5-3-A when I bricked on 6th and 7th after capping the whole way entirely bearable.
"Woah, buddy!" The bartender says, "why are you drinking so fast?"
"You'd be drinking fast too, if you had what I have," the guy says, gravely.
"Oh," the bartender says, "what do you have?"
"Seventy-five cents."
/Okay, not entirely, but it eases the tilt.
//Guinness helps ease the tilt, too.
///Mmmm . . . Guinness
/////slashie

