I know it's just a coincidence, but guess what just crept through my spam filter?
GENUINE ASSISTANCE NEEDEDIt goes on like this for quite some time, but you get the point.
CAN YOU HELP US INVEST OUR LATE FATHER FUND?????
Please kindly go through this letter before you pass judgment because I am in need of assistance. I am Mr. Idris Mustafa the son of late Dr. Malik Mustafa from Sierra Leone. I must confess my agitation is real, and my words is my bond, in this proposal
My late father happens to be in control of a large number of farms including cattle�s and many sheep before he was poisoned by his foreign business partners in Paris with my mother in one of their farmers association meeting because of greed. . . .
Mister Idris Mustafa (firstname.lastname@example.org) is wasting his time with me. I'm too busy not being stupid to help him out. He should talk to Thomas Katona. Oh. Wait.