surreal spam from the third mind (?)

I just got this e-mail spam, which reads like a William Burroughs cut-up.:

Subject: I laughed so hard at the balding jagoff driving I thought he was going to follow me home and.
From: Guzman L. Theresa
thoughtfully
"We ask that the media respect her privacy as well as those of her family and friends at this time," Rudolph was quoted as saying.
Sugarland is bland garbage, Rascal Flatts does a good Take That!
It's like a meditative state. but mostly because I didn't have anything
interesting to say. "I'm a good father," Federline has said.

One ticket to Interzone, please. The radioman is on, and the radioman is speaking.