So, yesterday, during one of Bush's petulant pressers where he lies and lies and the media laps it up with glee, a CSPAN camera caught Dick Cheney lurking in the shadows (literally, this time, not figuratively, as usual.)
It's equal parts creepy, sinister, and hilarious . . . especially since Rogers came up with the genius idea of captioning the photo.
(Photo Credit: Stephen Crowley/ New York Times)
My feeble submission:
Summon Cheney
Target President gains +5/+5 (+20/+50 against Media) until end of turn. Country must sacrifice all Civil Liberties and send Constitution to the graveyard on next upkeep.







