dork tower 36
I asked John Kovalic what the official policy was on reprinting a page from Dork Tower 36 ("Which I'm . . . kinda in," he said, in his best Bender-as-Blotto voice.) John said the official policy is "HELL YES", so here ya go (click to really embiggen):
As soon as there's an ordering page ready for this issue, I'll update it. Until then, ask for it at your friendly local comic shop.
Oh, and this image has to be pretty big (120K) to read the dialog, so if you're going to link it, use imgred or grab a copy of it for yourself, mmkay?


LOLOL!!!!
Now MY sides are hurting!!
Posted by:starshine_diva | April 09, 2007 at 05:36 PM
Oh, and to give a little backstory on this page: the girls are at a gaming convention, and Kayleigh has just used Febreeze on a gamer like mace, with the same results.
Posted by:Wil | April 09, 2007 at 05:41 PM
OH.MY.GODS!
*is laughing hysterically* I'm glad I took my break from packing for Maine now, or else I'd never been able to do it. Packing's such a rancid biyotch, but it has to be done. That is hilarious.
Oh, and on a side note, Febreeze can actually be used like Mace: My little sister used it on me like that once when she was cleaning, and it hurt like a bitch for hours afterwards.
Posted by:shewhobeatsass | April 09, 2007 at 06:16 PM
LMFAO
I wont lie... that girl with the blue hair would be me.... one of my good friends threatens to mame people with Lysol... I have to show her this.
**hearts in eyes**
LOL loved this
Posted by:Roxanne | April 09, 2007 at 06:44 PM
That's hilariousness for ya, right thar.
Will, I'm gonna bypass this whole "Evenful" thing and just invite you to come hang out here in little 'ol Tullahoma, TN. Small town, small pressure, a few fans and good times.
You sir, rock.
Posted by:Christopher Sisk | April 09, 2007 at 06:56 PM
Ha. That's great. I remember watching "you" on Family Guy thinking how neat it'd be to see yourself in cartoon-form. Guess you get that priveledge twice Mr.
CrusherWheaton.Nicely done.
Posted by:wingedsheep | April 09, 2007 at 08:11 PM
hilarious! Love how the women are 'swooning', and can think of nothing else of which you're talking. :D
Posted by:thepearlady | April 09, 2007 at 09:04 PM
hee. I love the heart eyes.
Posted by:Elizabeth Sheryl | April 09, 2007 at 10:08 PM
Dang it...I was hoping you'd utter that famous gamer line, "It BURNS! It BURNS LIKE HYGIENE!!!"
...oh well, I guess when Milholland stoops to using you in S*P, then I'll hear it...
Posted by:Grev | April 09, 2007 at 10:41 PM
I totally would have been all about the "Wesley Crusher" aspect.....until I started reading your blog and got to know what Wil Wheaton is like. I love you more as the writer geek!
Posted by:Knightjorge | April 10, 2007 at 06:21 AM
Brilliant! I <3 Kovalic & Dork Tower.
It makes me blush it's so true. (There's still a little voice in my head squealing, "Wesley Crusher! Wesley Crusher!" sometimes though, to be fair, I personally dropped my "Wesley" crush years ago and really do just like reading your posts.) I agree, I'd be Kayleigh's friend: "Don't Febreeze teh Wheaton!"
Brilliant. Like Guinness.
Posted by:angie k | April 10, 2007 at 09:26 AM
Yep, I admit I would be one of the starry eyed girls! Of course, I now know you are more than just Wesley Crusher!
And a bit OT, I don't know if you saw this, but WWdN was written up as a "noteworthy modern blog" in an article celebrating blogging turning 10. Here is the link: http://blogs.guardian.co.uk/news/archives/2007/04/07/blogs_turn_10.html
Posted by:Sherylb | April 10, 2007 at 08:10 PM
Hey what about Stand By Me. Awesome picture, one of my favorite films of all time.
Posted by:Fused0ne | April 10, 2007 at 10:33 PM
Okay, first off, that's awesome. I have to pick that up.
Secondly, Wil, I just wanted to let you know that years ago I sent you a copy of a piece I wrote about why I never hated Wesley Crusher. You wrote me back and were really nice about it. Apparently it was a good piece, because I just used it as part of my portfolio to get a job as sci-fi editor for Meevee.com's Totally Frakked blog. So, bask in some indirect good karma, you helped me get a spectacularly cool job.
Posted by:Ipsa Fictura | April 11, 2007 at 11:33 AM
John does great work. This one is perfect.
Posted by:AT | April 12, 2007 at 05:55 PM
Hey Wil, I just wanted to add that you also make a guest appearance in my web-comic Geeks - The Comic Strip http://www.drunkduck.com/Geeks_the_Comic_Strip/index.php?p=188977
I hope you like.
Posted by:Prydonian | April 16, 2007 at 01:05 PM