your daily dose of awesome

I'm a few days behind on my Netscape News duties, so I'm scraping around a lot of the tubes this morning to find cool links and interesting news stories.

Please enjoy a few of the more awesome things I've come across:

+ Bandages that look like Tattoos!

If you're a fan of the bacon and pirate bandages, you'll probably be joining me on the waiting list to order these.

+ $10 Sale at Threadless!! Order through that link, and I can trade shiny gold rocks for my favorites:

That's right, it's ants cutting leafs into Tetris shapes and dropping them accordingly.

I don't know why I love this as much as I do, but boy do I love it a lot.

+ Steve Jobs and Steve Wozniak immortalized in Lego-style playset!

I have a new dream: to one day be immortalized in this fashion.

+ And finally, my favorite YouTube Video of all time:

I initially thought this girl was too stupid to breathe, but then I felt sorry for her, humiliating herself on national television and the Internets like this . . . then I found out that, even though she is as clearly a dumb as a box of and such as, she finished third in the contest. Third! That fourth place contestant must know how Al Gore felt in 2000.