I keep meaning to post this and forgetting, when my brain finds something else to focus on.
Not this time, Wil's Brain! Ha! You think you're so smart! Well, who's going to kill you with beer now, smart guy?! Huh?! Say my name, bitch!
Sorry about that. I had to put my brain in its place real quick.
So I was sitting at my table in bandland, meeting PAX attendees, signing books and autographs and stuff. Something really big had just let out of the main theater, which was about 50 feet to my left, and tons of people were pouring out of the doors.
While this mass of people surged into the room in front of me, moving left to right, a couple of people were, as we say, swimming upstream, toward the vendor's hall.
One of them was carrying a hand lettered
cardboard sign, like those guys hold at freeway offramps, that said:
$500!! IF YOU WILL DRESS LIKE PEACH
AND LET ME BAD TOUCH YOU
I laughed so hard and so loud, the entire room, which was filled with several hundred people, quickly grew quiet while they all tried to figure out who the maniac was, and why he was making that crazy noise.
I don't know if the sign guy ever found someone willing to be his Peach (no dudes.)
This post has been updated, because WWdN:iX reader billwert used the googles or something to find a picture of the dude with his sign! Huzzah for technology, and Huzzah to billwert.