Threadless finally reprinted a shirt I've been waiting a long time to get, and it went on sale today.
When I posted about this a few months ago, we all lamented that they sold out before we could buy them and make them the official T-shirt of our gang, so I'm doing my civic duty and letting everyone know that it's available again.
For you damn kids today, this references a movie we all liked when we were young, called Reservoir Dogs. It was made by the guy who made Kill Bill.
What? You don't know Kill Bill? Christ. Okay, how about Grindhouse?
No, he didn't make the cool movie in Grindhouse. He did the other one, Death Proof.
I know, I know. But Reservoir Dogs is really a great movie, I swear.
Okay, how about Pulp Fiction? You ever hear of Pulp Fiction?
I know it came out when you were in elementary school, but you walk around in 80s clothes like they're cool -- they're not, by the way, and I was there so I know what I'm talking about -- and you weren't even born then.
Look, the point is, when you're as old as we are, you'll want to have semi-obscure cultural references to share with other old folks, so you can spot each other in the line to work in the sugar mines and jointly recall a time when you were cool, and old people just didn't get it.
Now get off my lawn, before I blast you with my laser before our evil alien overlords get back.