saturday morning flashback
Set the wayback machine for the early 80s, Sherman. Any Saturday morning will do . . .
I was such a nerd, I thought Timer was actually kind of cool. He taught us how to be healthy through song!
I was such a nerd, I thought the Dungeons & Dragons cartoon was really cool.
Except for Uni. I hated that stupid little Scrappy Doo idiot.
Remember how excited you were to see your favorite video games become cartoons? The only thing that could have been better for a kid in 1983 would have been turning your favorite video games into a cereal!
Hmm . . . on second thought, maybe not.
Happy Saturday, everyone.

Timer!! I remember that spot SOOO well (and that song was a long running joke in one of my first jobs). And I had forgotten about the Saturday Starcade - though I remembered watching Q-bert after seeing that opening.
@Coyote Seven - It was a ABC After School Special. (why do I remember that?) Your desciption is right; however, I can't remember the title.
Posted by: Dawn W | March 29, 2008 at 04:40 PM
Celtic Mama --
In a bit of Japanese characterization weirdness, Zoltar was both.
Posted by: Cinexploits | March 29, 2008 at 04:50 PM
Just caught a Bionic Six clip on YouTube. No wonder they didn't make too many of those; the animation was too good for the time.
Posted by: giromide | March 29, 2008 at 05:33 PM
Any fans of Battle of the Planets around? I spent my childhood trying to figure out if Zoltar was a man or a woman.
Both huh, how not surprising... *glares at Japan*
And now I want a piece of cheese...
Posted by: Michael B. | March 29, 2008 at 05:34 PM
Oh my god, I love when you go down memory lane because we are close to the same age.
I remembered more words than I care to admit to the Timer ad, I *loved* Dungeons and Dragons, I didn't really watch Supercade and wow oh wow... that Pacman commercial brought back a flood of memories. It was like it dug in and pulled itself out of a long forgotten vault.
See ... here I am! You haven't forgotten me!
Wow what a trip.
Posted by: laanba | March 29, 2008 at 05:48 PM
While you're plugging fun finds on YouTube ... I'd be interested to know your opinion of yesterday's debut of the long-awaited third episode of "Gorgeous Tiny Chicken Machine Show."
Incidentally, they're hinting at a well-known person in the next installment, and an article I ran across online calls the show "a fave of guest stars such as Michael O’Keefe and Wil Wheaton" -- hmm?
To get back on topic: I like the "hunka cheese" video, but my favorite is the one where Timer makes homemade fruit-juice pops. I still do that! (And may I just say that cranberry juice makes a fantastic frozen treat.)
Posted by: ProudTexasWoman | March 29, 2008 at 07:52 PM
Thanks for the BotP info! Of all my memories of that show, and I don't think it I've seen it since 1983, it was Zoltar taking of the mask and a silhouette was laughing with a man's voice and had long flowing hair. My friends and I were watching it one rainy afternoon at camp and we all said "Zoltar is a girl????" I loved that show because Princess was a brunette like me. My guy friends and I used to play G-Force in Kindergarten. Memories!!
Posted by: Celtic Mama | March 29, 2008 at 08:22 PM
WOO! Nerd it up! :D
Posted by: sazbean | March 30, 2008 at 05:31 AM
That made me think of a better Pac-Man song. By better, I mean only 1% less suck. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kIhrrk-dmQE
Posted by: aarona1c | March 30, 2008 at 06:44 AM
"When your got up and go has gone up and went..."
My god, I LOVED those Timer commercials. I remember one where he taught us how to pour fruit juice into ice cube trays, cover it with saran wrap, and stick toothpicks through the wrap to make fruit popsicles. The cheese one was also very popular with me.
Although it's Sunday morning now that totally just brought me back to Saturdays as a kid. I need some Boo Berry cereal now. :)
Posted by: angie k | March 30, 2008 at 08:04 AM
Ok, so how can you not watch a guy cruise around the country in a Winnebago with his Mentor.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5Vi8o4hxOc
Posted by: KCFlatlander | March 30, 2008 at 08:39 AM
Or two reporters with the tiniest of little computer equipment on their wrists.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2C87ykbtX7E
Elektra-cool.
Posted by: KCFlatlander | March 30, 2008 at 08:41 AM
And the best of all....Marshall, Wil and Holly.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6LZzVCpYDY
Posted by: KCFlatlander | March 30, 2008 at 08:42 AM
As annoying as Uni was, I remember being more annoyed at the Dungeon Master who always seemed to bugger off whenever one of the kids (usually Eric) would ask about sending them home.
Posted by: MikeN | March 30, 2008 at 09:25 AM
Oh. My. GOD! Wow, that brings back memories. So THAT'S where I get it. Every time I cut off a hunk of cheese to eat, I always say that I"m "hankerin' for a hunk of cheese." They've brainwashed me! And even though you couldn't get me to sing any of those theme songs just by asking me, I knew every single one as they were playing.
But I can't believe you dissed Uni. I LOVED Uni! I wanted a pet unicorn. I did a dead-on impression of Uni when I was a little girl. Oh man, them's fightin' words.
Posted by: Placebo Effect | March 30, 2008 at 09:27 AM
Proving that I'm a complete nerd who will never grow up, I still have the VHS boxed set of D&D sitting on my bookshelf right now.
It's rather amusing how cyclical these things are though - I passed HMV today to see scores of shiny new copies of the Mysterious Cities of Gold cartoon, finally restored to their original quality and released on DVD this week, next to a poster indicating they're re-making it as a movie. Needless to say I bought a copy on the spot.
Posted by: davidjoates | March 30, 2008 at 10:20 AM
I am definitely WAY too young to remember any of that stuff. I didn't even know there was a Q-Bert cartoon. I remember avidly playing that game though. Addictive little thang.
Also, that Pac-Man cereal was actually kinda cool... The 80's flashback from that came zooming back though.
Posted by: CrimsonSanX | March 30, 2008 at 10:44 AM
I watched the 90's one, too, and it reminded me The Legend of Prince Valiant, which I LOVED! It's finally on DVD now. So I was reading wiki about it and it said Michael of Northumberland was voiced by none other than Wil Wheaton. Is this wishful thinking, Wil, or was it really you? I need to buy that DVD set.
Posted by: Celtic Mama | March 30, 2008 at 12:24 PM
Dangit, Wil, I'm trying to write. Quit posting all these things that keep me from doing it. :) ("The Kindgom of .... Could Be Yoo-ooo-ooouuu!")
Posted by: JohnB | March 30, 2008 at 01:01 PM
And from the comments at gawker, its LOLthulu!
http://lolthulhu.com/
Posted by: Alan | March 30, 2008 at 09:52 PM
Seeing these makes me feel like a kid again, and at the same time old. heh
Posted by: Dalian Moon | March 31, 2008 at 12:44 AM
I don't remember if it was Timer or not, but there was another "healthy" bit about "Don't drown your food." I always felt that was justification for my refusal to put any type of sauce on any of my foods. :) Thanks for the memory!
Posted by: Kirsten | March 31, 2008 at 07:17 AM
I remember liking the D&D cartoon, but thinking it was just a little too cutesy. I also remember one about a barbarian with magic golden sword that materialized from the hilt - can't remember the name. I liked that one even more, but used to get ticked that he ever did was cut the bad guys weapons in two. I guess those hit when I was starting to appreciate some gritty realism in my fantasy.
A bit off topic here, but I didn't see this posted anywhere else. Will got a mention in the latest Dork Tower - http://archive.gamespy.com/comics/dorktower/archive.asp?nextform=viewcomic&id=1357
Very Choice!
SB
Posted by: blountman | March 31, 2008 at 08:19 AM
Pac-Man cereal tasted like garbage. Much like the C3PO's.
But, Nerds cereal, based on the ever popular candy, was great!!
80's cartoons and variety shows were strange. But, who knew better? I thought the Great Space Coaster was fantastic...now I know I was young and ignorant. :)
Posted by: Quenfis | March 31, 2008 at 08:41 AM
I turned on the first youtube and my children flocked to my lap in droves. They enjoyed these clips more than I ever did.
My husband and I watched "Mazes and Monsters" starring Tom Hanks yesterday. It was so awesome I almost forgot it was a movie!
Posted by: Becky..Absent Minded Housewife | March 31, 2008 at 09:38 AM