Introducing Lego Wesley Crusher

This was given to me as a gift at the Phoenix Comicon. Isn't it cool?

Sometimes, I sit here and look at it, and I'm tempted to call up my friends and say, "Hey, I was just wondering if you have a customized Lego figure of your Star Trek character on your desk." Then I realize how pathetic that sounds, and I just get drunk instead, crying softly into my beer.

Lego Wesley has a little Lego stein, though, so I'm not drinking alone, which would indicate "a problem."

Lego Wesley can put away at least two thimbles of drinks when we have our Tibetan drinking contests, but I've won a few times.

Lego Wesley never cries when he drinks.

Lego Wesley is hardcore like that.

(Lego Wesley auditioned for Lego Star Wars Two, but lost the gig to Lego Han Solo. He's a little sensitive about it.)