Twitter haters are the new blog haters are the new 'zine haters are the new mixtape haters. You're so totally unimpressed. We get it.
Here is an example of why I love Twitter:
wilw: Say you are at a luncheon, stone cold munchin' . A girl starts talkin' while guys are gawkin'. This is the appropriate time to bust a move
scottarius: @wilw but I ate so much i nearly split my pants!
torgorama: @wilw You want it....you got it.
brlittle: @wilw though having been overly enthusiastic in your attentions the buffet, you may need to consider the likelihood of ripping your trousers
ShawnRC: @wilw Question: Do you check your libido before or after you stroll to the church in your new tuxedo?
My joke is moderately funny, but the responses elicited many LOLs. That's why Twitter is fun.
Look, Twitter haters: Don't make a fuss! I'll have your Twitter. I love it! I'm having Twitter, Twitter, Twitter, Twitter, Twitter, Twitter, Twitter, Twitter, Baked Beans, Twitter and Twitter.