You know, things like this have been happening to me more and more frequently lately, and while it's still very hard get used to, it's genuinely wonderful to feel cooler than I really am, even if it's only for a few fleeting seconds.
Thank you, mysterious creator of Abstruse Goose!
 Does Stallman feel things like the rest of us do? I'm a little afraid to go exploring through that twisty maze of passages, all alike, to find out. It is very dark, I'm afraid.
 If you understood any of that, congratulations, you're a Geek. If you went exploring to figure out what it all meant, you just gained a level in Geek. If you feel compelled to argue about these footnotes, immediately gain another level in Geek, and lose a turn.