Holy shit, it's already December 2nd! How did that happen?
(I know, Earth rotates, time marches on, etc. It was a rhetorical question. Jeeze.)
Why do you care? Well, most of you reading this probably don't, but if you want to get a copy of The Happiest Days of Our Lives from Monolith Press, and have it arrive in time for the holidays, you have until this Friday to place your order.
I'm not sure how many copies are left, but I think it's less than 100. I'm not sure if there are even that many potential sales in the universe at this very moment, but if I run out of books before Friday, I'll update this post. Either way, after Friday, it's probably gone forever because I'll be working on something new.
The special expanded edition from Subterranean Press is still available for order, and will ship sometime early next year.
Edited to add: This afterthought is for people who are interested in the audio version. It is damn close to being done, and will probably be out VERY soon. Like, very, very soon, if you get my drift. I mention this today so you don't think I'm pulling one of those "buy this now but guess what here's something else hahaha I got your money like a Whammy on Press Your Luck" moves that are so popular with jerkfaces who have the face of a jerk these days.