We talked about a lot of different things (mostly gaming, which will probably be unsurprising considering that it's a gaming-oriented podcast) but I also revealed some news that I don't think I've spoken about anywhere else . . . he typed, enticingly, before leaning back in his chair and sipping his coffee. "Oh yes, that will get people to listen," he thought. "You're a clever one, you are."
"Not as clever as you think!" The dog said.
He fell backward and landed on the floor, the mug shattering and splashing hot liquid across his chest. "A talking dog?! Surely this can't be happening!"
"It is happening," the dog said, drawing a dog-sized pistol, "and don't call me Shirley."
Um. What just happened?
[::Backs away slowly::]