This gets less funny over time, but it made me laugh really hard the first time I saw it (NSFW language):
There are many more, of varying quality and levels of offensiveness, at Play him off, Keyboard Cat.
Somebody once said that you can't successfully write a blog and a book at the same time. I am here as supporting evidence for this claim.
Happiest Days Expanded Edition – This would have been turned in to Subterranean Press 6 weeks ago, but OpenOffice totally fucked me on formatting and notes, so my copyeditor and I have had to go back to the old "print it out and mark it up with a red pen" method of editing that takes considerably longer. I may have to get [choke] Word for Mac [gag] [bloat] so this doesn't happen again. Yes, I am extremely annoyed.
Memories of the Future – Rewrites are almost completely finished. Cover design is pretty much nailed down, and interior design should be finalized shortly. I have to tackle The Last Outpost, which I'm dreading, but if I could make Farpoint entertaining, I'm sure I can do the same with it. I'm still on pace for a late spring/early summer release.
Convert Sunken Treasure to Various eFormats – This is harder than I thought it would be, and is temporarily delayed while I finish the other projects on this list.
Project X – Nothing to see here. Move along.
I'm not going to lie to you, Marge: I'm especially excited about Project X.(keyboard cat via Fark)