I'm still processing the whole thing, through a mind that was recently completely blown, but I have to show you a picture, Internet:
And because that wasn't enough for her, she got my teenage crush, Debbie freaking Gibson to surprise me, and sing Shake Your Love, to me, at my party.
So... I don't even. I have the best wife and the best friends ever in the history of life on this or any other plane of existence.