Memories of the Futurecast

Memories of the Futurecast Episode Fourteen: Datalore

Holy crap! It's time for Memories of the Futurecast.

Memories of the Future, Volume One, covers the first 13 episodes of TNG, so, starting at the beginning and working my way through the book, I picked one chapter a week and performed an excerpt for you. It was mostly from the synopses, which is where I think the real humor of the book lives, but from time to time, I worked in some things from the other parts. Last week's episode (episode 13) was sort of a bonus "clip show" that contained little bits from every chapter in the book.

Three important things:

1. Memories of the Future, Volume One is available right now! Woo!
2. These podcasts were not excerpted from an audiobook. They were recorded specifically for the Memories of the Futurecast, and differ significantly from the printed book (thanks to the powers of improv). I'm not sure if I'll do a full-length audiobook, yet, but I'm open to the idea.
3. Did I mention that you can get your very own copy of Memories of the Future, Volume One, right now, for $19.87, or as a $10 DRM-free PDF? Okay, just checking.

Episode Notes:

• The Memories of the Futurecast works hard to earn its [EXPLICIT] tag. You have been warned.
• This week, it's the story of Data's long-lost evil twin! Find out what he has up his spandex sleeves with DATALORE!
• This week's theme music is Mercurial Girl by Five Star Fall, off their album Automatic Ordinary. Released by Magnatune.com.
• BEHOLD the Memories of the Futuremug!
• Memories of the Futurecast sells power converters to kids at Toshi Station.
• Memories of the Futurecast is 27.1MB this week.
• Memories of the Futurecast is in m4a format this week, because I'm not working on my regular machine, and this one really doesn't want to play nice. It was quite an ordeal just to get the damn thing out of Garageband.
• Memories of the Futurecast is 33 minutes long this week.
• Memories of the Futurecast controls the sky man! It controls the sky!
• Memories of the Futurecast is released under a Creative Commons Attribution-Non-Commercial-Share-Alike license.

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Memories of the Futurecast Episode 13: The [Worst | Best]. Episode. Ever.

Holy crap! It's time for Memories of the Futurecast.

Memories of the Future, Volume One, covers the first 13 episodes of TNG, so each week, I'm choosing something from one episode, and performing an excerpt for you. It will mostly be from the synopses, which is where I think the real humor of the book lives, but from time to time, I may work in some things from the other parts.

Three important things:

1. This does not mean the book comes out in 13 weeks. It comes out much sooner than that. In fact, it is available right now! Woo!
2. These are not excerpted from an audiobook. These are recorded specifically for this podcast. I'm not sure if I'll do a full-length audiobook, yet, but I'm open to the idea.
3. Did I mention that you can get your very own copy of Memories of the Future, Volume One, right now, for $19.87, or as a $10 DRM-free PDF? Okay, just checking.

Episode Notes:

• The Memories of the Futurecast works hard to earn its [EXPLICIT] tag. You have been warned.
• This week should be Datalore, and it should be the end of the first series. However, I've been having so much fun with the podcast, I wanted to extend the magic by one week, and try something new and different: I went through the manuscript, pulled out stuff that made me laugh, made me smile, or a little of both, and put together a "highlights from things that have happened so far" show. I also put some Datalore in there, so if you were holding your breath waiting to hear me go "WHEEE!" you won't be disappointed.  
• I'll be honest with you: I'm not sure my idea worked out the way I thought it would. This will either be an awesome episode, or the worst. episode. ever. Oh well, at least I took a chance and committed to it, right?
• This week's theme music is excerpted from Moonlight, off the album Selection, by Domased. Released by Magnatune.com.
• The music that runs underneath the bulk of the show is called Unconscious Alliance, from the album Messys Place, by General Fuzz, also from Magnatune.com.
• BEHOLD the Memories of the Futuremug!
• Memories of the Futurecast has a little black book with its poems in.
• Memories of the Futurecast is 41MB this week.
• Memories of the Futurecast's favorite sound is the sound of silence.
• Memories of the Futurecast travels without checked baggage.
• Memories of the Futurecast rapbqrf zrffntrf sbe sha.
• Memories of the Futurecast talks in stereo.
• Memories of the Futurecast is 45 minutes long this week.
• Memories of the Futurecast loves all robots, but it loves the evil robots most of all.
• Memories of the Futurecast is released under a Creative Commons Attribution-Non-Commercial-Share-Alike license.

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Memories of the Futurecast Episode Twelve: The Big Goodbye

Holy crap! It's time for Memories of the Futurecast.

Memories of the Future, Volume One, covers the first 13 episodes of TNG, so each week, I'm choosing something from one episode, and performing an excerpt for you. It will mostly be from the synopses, which is where I think the real humor of the book lives, but from time to time, I may work in some things from the other parts.

Three important things:

1. This does not mean the book comes out in 13 weeks. It comes out much sooner than that. In fact, it is available right now! Woo!
2. These are not excerpted from an audiobook. These are recorded specifically for this podcast. I'm not sure if I'll do a full-length audiobook, yet, but I'm open to the idea.
3. Did I mention that you can get your very own copy of Memories of the Future, Volume One, right now, for $19.87, or as a $10 DRM-free PDF? Okay, just checking.

Episode Notes:

• The Memories of the Futurecast works hard to earn its [EXPLICIT] tag. You have been warned.
• This week's theme music probably has an actual name, but I know it only as That Song With The Pinball Machine Where They Count To Twelve on Sesame Street.
• This is probably a good time to encourage you to support public broadcasting. KCET is my PBS affiliate in Los Angeles, and I <3 them.
• This week, we're saying THE BIG GOODBYE.
• No, no, don't worry, that's just a clever way of saying the episode's title. We're actually saying goodbye next week.
• I know I left something important out of the podcast when I recorded it yesterday, but I figured I'd just mention it in the notes. It's been about 18 hours, though, and I forgot what it was. So if you can spot the thing that's missing, you're one step ahead of me.
• I mentioned John Rogers' blog. Here's his post-game entry on my episode, The Two Live Crew Job.
• Raymond Chandler's The Simple Art of Murder is a damn fine book, Dianne.
• You can get many of Charlie Huston's books online for free (with his blessing). Start with Caught Stealing and go from there; you'll thank me.
• BEHOLD the Memories of the Futuremug!
• Memories of the Futurecast thinks you'll enjoy 85 random Star Trek facts from Random History dot Com.
• Memories of the Futurecast is 37 minutes long this week.
• Memories of the Futurecast is 35.5MB this week.
• Memories of the Futurecast doesn't have anything clever to add this week. Sorry.
• Memories of the Futurecast is released under a Creative Commons Attribution-Non-Commercial-Share-Alike license.

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Memories of the Futurecast Episode Eleven: Haven

Holy crap! It's time for Memories of the Futurecast.

Memories of the Future, Volume One, covers the first 13 episodes of TNG, so each week, I'm choosing something from one episode, and performing an excerpt for you. It will mostly be from the synopses, which is where I think the real humor of the book lives, but from time to time, I may work in some things from the other parts.

Three important things:

1. This does not mean the book comes out in 13 weeks. It comes out much sooner than that. In fact, it is available right now! Woo!
2. These are not excerpted from an audiobook. These are recorded specifically for this podcast. I'm not sure if I'll do a full-length audiobook, yet, but I'm open to the idea.
3. Did I mention that you can get your very own copy of Memories of the Future, Volume One, right now, for $19.87, or as a $10 DRM-free PDF? Okay, just checking.

Episode Notes:

• The Memories of the Futurecast works hard to earn its [EXPLICIT] tag. You have been warned.
• This week's theme music comes from Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog! I encourage you to buy the DVD and the soundtrack, but in the Venn diagram of life, I imagine that there aren't a whole lot of people who are in the Futurecast zone, but not the Dr. Horrible zone. If, for some strange reason you are one of those people, I am happy to introduce you to the magic of Dr. Horrible, but sad that you don't haven't witnessed the magic firsthand before now.
• This week, set your phasers for love, because we're going to HAVEN! There will be laughter, there will be tears, there will be emo Riker, but most importantly, there will be Majel.
• If you wanted your own copy of Apollo 18, you can buy it right here.
• They Might Be Giants are touring Flood right now. Don't be a Mister Bungle like me and miss them when they come to your town!
• This is a note to myself: write the story about Flood for WWdN:iX.
• I'm not going to lie to you, Marge: of all the Futurecasts I've done, this one is my favorite.
• Memories of the Futurecast would go out tonight, but it hasn't got a stitch to wear.
• Memories of the Futurecast is 30 minutes long this week.
• Memories of the Futurecast is sets the fires while the city sleeps.
• Memories of the Futurecast shit a piece of pie.
• Memories of the Futurecast weighs in at 29.2MB this week.
• Memories of the Futurecast is released under a Creative Commons Attribution-Non-Commercial-Share-Alike license.

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Memories of the Futurecast Episode Ten: Hide and Q

Holy crap! It's time for Memories of the Futurecast.

Memories of the Future, Volume One, covers the first 13 episodes of TNG, so each week, I'm choosing something from one episode, and performing an excerpt for you. It will mostly be from the synopses, which is where I think the real humor of the book lives, but from time to time, I may work in some things from the other parts.

Three important things:

1. This does not mean the book comes out in 13 weeks. It comes out much sooner than that. In fact, it is available right now! Woo!
2. These are not excerpted from an audiobook. These are recorded specifically for this podcast. I'm not sure if I'll do a full-length audiobook, yet, but I'm open to the idea.
3. Did I mention that you can get your very own copy of Memories of the Future, Volume One, right now, for $19.87, or as a $10 DRM-free PDF? Okay, just checking.

Episode Notes:

• The Memories of the Futurecast works hard to earn its [EXPLICIT] tag. You have been warned.
• This episode's theme music is about 25 seconds of Dancing The Night Away by The Motors. I'm pretty sure it's okay to use it the way I did, but if it's not, I'll be happy to remove it and replace it with 25 seconds of me making fart noises.
• This week, it's time to play HIDE AND Q! The elm tree on the parkway is safe, and you can't go into backyards across the street.
• That story about the LHC I mentioned is in the New York Times. (Stupid registration may be required.)
• I think the artwork is finally embedded in the podcast. It requires one additional step, but I'm happy to do it because you're worth it.
• Memories of the Futurecast doesn't have artwork embedded in the post any more, because it has its own blogitty-blog-o-bloggy-blog-blog.
• Memories of the Futurecast is just under 17 minutes this week.
• Memories of the Futurecast is 14.2 MB this week.
• Memories of the Futurecast has way too much fun ringing the bell.
• Memories of the Futurecast is delighted to have 955 subscribers (according to Feedburner.)
• Memories of the Futurecast wears rainbow suspenders to the deli on Friday mornings.
• Memories of the Futurecast does not have the K'lap. (Ding!)

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Memories of the Futurecast Episode Nine: The Battle

Holy crap! It's time for Memories of the Futurecast.

Memories of the Future, Volume One, covers the first 13 episodes of TNG, so each week, I'm choosing something from one episode, and performing an excerpt for you. It will mostly be from the synopses, which is where I think the real humor of the book lives, but from time to time, I may work in some things from the other parts.

Three important things:

1. This does not mean the book comes out in 13 weeks. It comes out much sooner than that. In fact, it is available right now! Woo!
2. These are not excerpted from an audiobook. These are recorded specifically for this podcast. I'm not sure if I'll do a full-length audiobook, yet, but I'm open to the idea.
3. Did I mention that you can get your very own copy of Memories of the Future, Volume One, right now, for $19.87, or as a $10 DRM-free PDF? Okay, just checking.

Episode Notes:

• The Memories of the Futurecast works hard to earn its [EXPLICIT] tag. You have been warned.
• Our theme music this week is Harvey Danger's Wine, Women and Song, from their third album Little by Little. HD has made the entire album available for download, for free, from their website.
• This week's show features THE BATTLE (or, "What's that Rattle? It's a Ferengi exacting his blood revenge.")
• Memories of the Futurecast finally grew up and moved into its own apartment. From now on, you can find new episodes at MemoriesOfTheFuturecast.com.
• Memories of the Futurecast has its own Podcast feed, too! For your convenience (and great justice) you can get your podcast fetcher-o-doodle and stick feeds.feedburner.com/futurecast into it.
• Memories of the Futurecast takes the A train.
• Memories of the Futurecast is 12.4 MB this week.
• Memories of the Futurecast is 26 minutes long this week.
• Memories of the Futurecast wonders if anyone even reads the shownotes it works so hard to write.
• Memories of the Futurecast gets busy ... sometimes.

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Memories of the Futurecast Episode Eight: Justice

Holy crap! It's time for Memories of the Futurecast.

Memories of the Future, Volume One, covers the first 13 episodes of TNG, so each week, I'm choosing something from one episode, and performing an excerpt for you. It will mostly be from the synopses, which is where I think the real humor of the book lives, but from time to time, I may work in some things from the other parts.

Three important things:

1. This does not mean the book comes out in 13 weeks. It comes out much sooner than that. In fact, it is available right now! Woo!
2. These are not excerpted from an audiobook. These are recorded specifically for this podcast. I'm not sure if I'll do a full-length audiobook, yet, but I'm open to the idea.
3. Did I mention that you can get your very own copy of Memories of the Future, Volume One, right now, for $19.87, or as a $10 DRM-free PDF? Okay, just checking.

Episode Notes:

• The Memories of the Futurecast works hard to earn its [EXPLICIT] tag. You have been warned.
• This week's theme music is Down on the River By The Sugarplant, from Mike Doughty.
• Mike Doughty is on Twitter, you know, and if you want to get his new record Sad Man Happy Man(OMG GET IT FERREALZ) you can find it at Amazon, among other places.
• This week, I dish out some JUSTICE, y'all. Don't listen to this one around the kids, unless you're ready to have The Talk with them, ifyaknowhatimean.
• Why, yes, I did toss up some new artwork this week. Thanks for noticing.
• As promised, here's a link that will direct you to a full, live performance.
• I don't think I said thank you enough in the podcast, so, just to be sure I was clear: Seriously, guys, thank you for your support with Memories of the Future.
• Memories of the Futurecast wants the Three Worf Moon Shirt.
• Memories of the Futurecast snores when it sleeps in the sun by the couch.
• Memories of the Futurecast wants you to add your own pictures to Wheaton's Books In The Wild at Flickr.
• Memories of the Futurecast puts the lotion on its skin.
• Memories of the Futurecast is 28.8 MB.
• Memories of the Futurecast starts on page 74. But, seriously, good luck following along.
• Memories of the Futurecast is 30 minutes long.

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Memories of the Futurecast Episode Seven: Lonely Among Us

Holy crap! It's time for Memories of the Futurecast.

Memories of the Future, Volume One, covers the first 13 episodes of TNG, so each week, I'm choosing something from one episode, and performing an excerpt for you. It will mostly be from the synopses, which is where I think the real humor of the book lives, but from time to time, I may work in some things from the other parts.

Three important things:

1. This does not mean the book comes out in 13 weeks. It comes out much sooner than that. In fact, it is available right now! Woo!
2. These are not excerpted from an audiobook. These are recorded specifically for this podcast. I'm not sure if I'll do a full-length audiobook, yet, but I'm open to the idea.
3. Did I mention that you can get your very own copy of Memories of the Future, Volume One, right now, for $19.87, or as a $10 DRM-free PDF? Okay, just checking.

Episode Notes:

• The Memories of the Futurecast works hard to earn its [EXPLICIT] tag. You have been warned.
• This week's theme music is Shame of the Otaku from MC Frontalot's sensational album Final Boss. It's used with permission, because Front is my BFF.
• I have a seriously smooth, chocolately voice at the beginning. Man, I wish I sounded like that all the time ... ladies.
• This week, I feature an excerpt from episode 7 of TNG, Lonely Among Us, which gives me an opportunity to make a whole lot of references to Parliament Funkadelic. Ohhhh yeah.
• Anne pointed out to me that I seem to have this horribly annoying verbal tic where I go, "and . . . um . . ." a whole lot. I was not aware of that, but now that I am, I am horrified, and vow to ensure that I don't do that in the future.
• Memories of the Futurecast is almost 24 minutes this week. Get comfortable.
• Memories of the Futurecast is 22.9 MB this week. Make room! Make room!
• Memories of the Futurecast has wicked topspin.
• Memories of the Futurecast wants you to go to w00tstock.
• Memories of the Futurecast has a vest made from real gorilla chest.

Okay, I have tried to fix this damn post so many times now, it should finally work in iTunes. If it doesn't, all I can suggest is that you grab the stupid file manually. Sorry.

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Memories of the Futurecast Episode Six: Where No One Has Gone Before

Holy crap! It's time for Memories of the Futurecast.

Memories of the Future, Volume One, covers the first 13 episodes of TNG, so each week, I'm choosing something from one episode, and performing an excerpt for you. It will mostly be from the synopses, which is where I think the real humor of the book lives, but from time to time, I may work in some things from the other parts.

Two important things:

1. This does not mean the book comes out in 13 weeks. It comes out much sooner than that. In fact, it is available right now! Woo!
2. These are not excerpted from an audiobook. These are recorded specifically for this podcast. I'm not sure if I'll do a full-length audiobook, yet, but I'm open to the idea.

Episode Notes:

• The Memories of the Futurecast works hard to earn its [EXPLICIT] tag. You have been warned.
• The theme song is Mister Fancy Pants, by my friend Jonathan Coulton. It is from his fantastic Thing A Week (my fingers autotyped "Thing A Geek" just now. Heh.) and is used under Creative Commons license.
• This week I read some of the synopsis from Where No One Has Gone Before, also known as "that one with the Traveller."
• This week's show weighs in at just over 18MB.
• This week's show is just over 19 minutes long.
• Garageband still refuses to let me embed artwork in the MP3. Feel free to grab the image from this post and use it, if you need it to go with all your glasses and your shoes, so you have them.
• Memories of the Futurecast doesn't have anything clever to add this week, it just hopes you enjoyed listening to it and will consider picking up the book.
• Yeah, that's right, you can buy Memories of the Future Volume One for just $19.87RIGHT NOW! YAY!

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Memories of the Futurecast Episode Five: The Last Outpost

Holy crap! It's time for Memories of the Futurecast.

Memories of the Future, Volume One, covers the first 13 episodes of TNG, so each week, I'm choosing something from one episode, and performing an excerpt for you. It will mostly be from the synopses, which is where I think the real humor of the book lives, but from time to time, I may work in some things from the other parts.

Two important things:

1. This does not mean the book comes out in 13 weeks. It comes out much sooner than that. In fact, it comes out October 13th. Nyahh.
2. These are not excerpted from an audiobook. These are recorded specifically for this podcast. I'm not sure if I'll do a full-length audiobook, yet, but I'm open to the idea.

Episode Notes:

• The Memories of the Futurecast works hard to earn its [EXPLICIT] tag. You have been warned.
• The theme music for this show is from Jive Ass Sleepers' album Gettin' Down to Business. The track is called Private Eye.
• I think this show is a little quiet. I think I know why, but it's too late to do anything about it.
• Yeah, I mixed the music near the 6:40 mark poorly. You didn't miss anything, though. Aren't you glad you're not paying for this?
• This week, it's The Last Outpost! Yes, the introduction of the most intriguing enemy ever, plus Chinese Fingercuffs! There may be technobabble. You have been warned a second time about something unrelated to the naughty bits.
• Memories of the Futurecast is loooooong this week: almost 25 minutes.
• Memories of the Futurecast is tubby this week: almost 12MB.
• Memories of the Futurecast congratulates the Dodgers on winning the NL West, despite doing their very best not to over the last two weeks.
• Memories of the Futurecast is not just another mouth in the lipstick vogue.
• Memories of the Futurecast promises not to bug you to follow it on Twitter.
• Memories of the Futurecast isn't even on Twitter.
• Memories of the Futurecast misses HOBO DARKSEID on Twitter.
• Memories of the Futurecast is done talking about Twitter.
• Memories of the Futurecast wishes Garageband would hurry up and mix the damn show so we can post it and stop adding to this list, already.

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(It used to say Four, because I had a temporary case of the stupids. I fixed it, though.)

Memories of the Futurecast Episode Four: Code of Honor

From the better-late-than-never department, it's time for Memories of the Futurecast.

Memories of the Future, Volume One, covers the first 13 episodes of TNG, so each week, I'm choosing something from one episode, and performing an excerpt for you. It will mostly be from the synopses, which is where I think the real humor of the book lives, but from time to time, I may work in some things from the other parts.

Two important things:

1. This does not mean the book comes out in 13 weeks. It comes out much sooner than that.
2. These are not excerpted from an audiobook. These are recorded specifically for this podcast. I'm not sure if I'll do a full-length audiobook, yet, but I'm open to the idea.

Episode Notes:

• The Memories of the Futurecast works hard to earn its [EXPLICIT] tag. You have been warned.
• This week, I shared an excerpt from the synopsis of Code of Honor. Yes, I also quoted the line.
• This week's theme music comes from The Seldon Plan's 2007 release, The Collective Now. The song is called Going Nowhere Slow, and is used under Creative Commons license from Magnatune.
• Memories of the Futurecast is just under 16 minutes long this week.
• Memories of the Futurecast weighs in at 14.6MB.
• Memories of the Futurecast dreams of wrapping the bulldozer in explosives and throwing the switch itself.
• Wait. That's what I dream of. Sorry.
• Memories of the Futurecast is one month old. Yay!
• Memories of the Futurecast is crisp and clean, with no caffeine.
• Memories of the Futurecast did not ask the genie for a tiny piano player.

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Memories of the Futurecast Episode Three: The Naked Now

Hey look! It's Monday, and that means it's time for a new Memories of the Futurecast.

Memories of the Future, Volume One, covers the first 13 episodes of TNG, so each week, I'm choosing something from one episode, and performing an excerpt for you. It will mostly be from the synopses, which is where I think the real humor of the book lives, but from time to time, I may work in some things from the other parts.

Two important things:

1. This does not mean the book comes out in 13 weeks. It comes out much sooner than that.
2. These are not excerpted from an audiobook. These are recorded specifically for this podcast. I'm not sure if I'll do a full-length audiobook, yet, but I'm open to the idea.

Episode Notes:

• The Memories of the Futurecast works hard to earn its [EXPLICIT] tag. You have been warned.
• This week's episode is The Naked Now. I read some of the synopsis and all of The Bottom Line. I also found a memory (of the future) that I hadn't thought about in years, and decided to share it with the class.
• This week's theme music is Dropping Out of School by Brad Sucks, from his albumOut of It. I used it under Creative Commons from Magnatune dot Com. Yay!
• Garageband doesn't seem to be embedding artwork (designed by Will Hindmarch, who did the cover and interior design for the book) no matter what I do. I'm aware of the problem, but I don't know how to fix it.
• Memories of the Futurecast is AB negative.
• Memories of the Futurecast gives +3 to all Gnomes in the party.
• Memories of the Futurecast will take you out for a nice fish dinner, and never call you back.
• Memories of the Futurecast is about 21 minutes long this week.
• Memories of the Futurecast weighs in at 19MB this week.

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Memories of the Futurecast Episode Two: Encounter at Farpoint (Part II)

Having clawed my way far enough out of fevertown to think and speak (mostly) clearly, I decided to take advantage of the lull in construction next door and record this week's Memories of the Futurecast.

Memories of the Future, Volume One, covers the first 13 episodes of TNG, so each week, I'm choosing something from one episode, and performing an excerpt for you. It will mostly be from the synopses, which is where I think the real humor of the book lives, but from time to time, I may work in some things from the other parts.

Two important things:

1. This does not mean the book comes out in 13 weeks. It comes out much sooner than that.
2. These are not excerpted from an audiobook. These are recorded specifically for this podcast. I'm not sure if I'll do a full-length audiobook, yet, but I'm open to the idea.

Episode Notes:

• The Memories of the Futurecast works hard to earn its [EXPLICIT] tag. You have been warned.
• I'm not 100% today, and as a result, the podcast isn't 100%, but someday we'll all look back on this and laugh as we flee the planet in a space ship.
• This week's theme music is used under Creative Commons license from the incredible Coconut Monkeyrocket. You can get the whole thing yourself, as well as a mountain of awesome music, at Comfortstand Records dot Com.
• Memories of the Futurecast Episode One contains excerpts from the synopsis of Encounter at Farpoint, (Part 2), and Behind the Scenes Memories.
• This week's episode is twice as long as last week's, and comes in at just over 18 minutes long.
• Memories of the Futurecast Episode Two weighs in at 8.7MB.
• Memories of the Futurecast will eat up all your crackers and your licorice.
• Memories of the Futurecast has Improved Initiative.

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