is that just a sidekick?

If you:

• Have a few minutes.
• Own a cell phone with a camera in it.
• Have ever had that phone taken away before you're let into a movie.
• Enjoy a bit of the funny.

You'll want to go read Ryan's tale Employee of the Month, wherein we learn that his Sidekick has a really crappy camera which is apparently better at making it hard for him to get into screenings than it is at actually taking pictures.