Rich Stevens, the criminal mastermind behind Diesel Sweeties, is a friend of mine.
And you, Governor Sarcastic Liar, are no Rich Stevens!
Um. What? Sorry. Let's try that again.
Ahem.
Rich is the greatest 8-bit character drawing guy man dude in this quadrant. His 8-bit creations hold up the whole log jam, Bucko, because 16-bits are twice as many as he needs, Sport.
Anyway, I asked Rich if he'd be interested in doing an 8-bit version of me, because . . . well, because I really like his work and it's always been my life-long dream to eat the biggest sandwich at the fair.
Rich agreed, and the result is real and spectacular. I think it may replace mister "look at me and my tough-guy face" over there.
Thank you, Rich Stevens. I shall play Keystone Kapers tonight in your honor.
