One of my colleagues at LA Weekly, who clearly doesn't want me to get my column turned in on time today, sent me the best mashup of Van Halen and Asteroids that I've ever seen. Check it out, before some jerk with no sense of humor gets it sent to the land of wind and ghosts. Sammy Hagar, I'm looking in your direction. And will never buy your lousy records again. Again. Never again. Never again...