Years ago, I played the part of Kyle, in an absolutely wonderful animated short film called Kyle + Rosemary.
It was supposed to air on Nickelodeon, but there was some sort of disturbance in the force, and the Zaldans never ran it. I finally got to see it last summer, and it was just as wonderful as I knew it would be, making it even more distressing that they were only allowing Top Men to watch it.
Well, as they say, Good News, Everyone! I know it's super late notice, but I just found out that Kyle + Rosemary is airing on the Nicktoons network at 10:30pm 10:30AM EST on Saturday, January 17.
I hope you'll set your DVRs, reschedule the surgery, and postpone the wedding to watch it. It's really great, and I want as many people as possible to see it. I don't know if it'll end up online, but if it does, I'll link to it.
Edited to add: I'm an idiot, and got my AM/PM confused. This is part of a block of programming called Random! Cartoons and it's on in the morning on Saturday. It is NOT happening at 10:30PM as I originally wrote, but 10:30AM, as in, in the morning and not at night. As in, get it straight, Wheaton, or I swear to god I am coming down there for you.