I didn't know where my friend Ryan was, but it sure sounded like he was having a lot of fun. Each Twitter update he sent was more entertaining than the last, but he never managed to top this one:
Mel Gibson is
drunk, smoking a cigar, and wearing a viking helmet... all while on a
live horse. I'm not kidding. This is magical.
I read that, giggled, and decided that he was full of shit. There is no way that actually happened.
Turns out that he was not full of shit. It was real, and it was spectacular.